anglophile (an'gle fil') n. a person who has become obsessed with the British, to the point of adding the extra 'u' to their written words

bob (bahb) n., adj, pro-n., v., etc. the ultimate answer to any question See- every word imaginable

brat (brat) n. 1. (esp. The Brat) a title given to one's younger sibling when it does not seem fitting to refer to them by name, generally provoked by their latest attempt to drive you off the edge 2. a small child, who by virtue of their quirky humor or notable fun-ness makes one envious of their parents and/or desirous of befriending said child; a cute little child.

confuzzled (kon-fuzl'd) adj. [drvd. from 'confused'] disoriented; lost in a conversation or idea

conversate (kon-verr-sat) v. [drvd. from converse, conversation] to talk aimlessly, take a break from work and get to know each other

creevy (kre-ve) adj. [drvd. from 'creepy'] refering to a person, or statement or visage, which is distasteful in that it seems slimey, lewd, or just plain untrustworthy

Deppth (dep-th) n. the degree of Johnny-ness contained within a film; that which any film with Johnny has inherently SYN.-Deppness, Deppnitude

Eames (e'ms) n. the person who keeps you from going over, who accepts your quirks, and aids in your unending quest agains evil blonde Australian women

encounter(in koun'ter) n. a conversation or run-in with a member of the opposite sex which one considers quite successful and not at all embarrasing; this success leads one to feel giddy and optomistic SYN.- small victory

functional feminism (funk'shen-el fem'e-niz'm) n. a response to modern feminism, in which it is believed that women ought to strive for true equality and, in order to achieve that goal, ought to be sensible in their dress and manner and pursuits. Common sense, fun living, and intellectual gains above all else. SYN.- functional feminist, sensible woman

girl (gurl) n. a foolish, manipulative creature which is not at all sensible; that which the unfortunate possessors of the 'chromosomes of doom' must strive to avoid being as much as possible. (The editor has no doubt that the editor's boyfriend will have something to say on the subject, to which the editor replies in advance "I know, I know.")

good looking (good lookin) adj. clean-cut, pleasing in appearance; when used very deliberately, implies that there are no romantic feelings and it is an objective judgement.

H.G.A. (H-G-A) 1. ( abbrev.) the Hot Guys Association. Membership allotted to "real"(see "real") young men posessing the type of good looks that drive you mad upon sight. 2. (n.) title used to refer to the members of the Association

heroicaler (he-row-i-kal-er) adj. what your heroes have to become when making the jump to the big screen.

Macgurvian (mah-grr-v-an) adj. similar or pertaining to Macgyver.ex.:"Your hair's getting kinda Macgurvian."

real (re'el, rel) adj. existing physically in our world, particularly a person whose acquaintance is within the realm of reasonable possibility for we common folk; as opposed to famous people, who may as well be fictitious for all the actual contact we have with them.

sir (sur) n. [often S-]a respectful term of address given to a man who is way awsome, not followed by the given or surname; ex.of possible "sir"s: Peter Jackson, Batman, God

stooge (stooj) n. one of a group of, generally three, young men with the following characteristics: childish antics tempered with surprising maturity, great friendliness, mischievousness, an uncanny ability to comfort others, a penchant for throwing themselves entirely into their amusements, and a penchant for throwing themselves headlong into walls (The editor politely inquires if it is any wonder that the editor at one point or another had a crush on each of the Three Stooges in the editor's acquaintance?) collectively: The Three Stooges

stuponfucius (stu-pahn-'few-shus) ? the state which is induced by thinking something is awesome

vibratious (vibrae-shus) adj. [drvd. from the brain of Kara's roommate] heck if I know. Sounds like a new slang term for "wicked awesome" or "happenin'". Crazy punk kids.