History of the World Wars

Cast:

Bob- Dead parade spectator, "Ben Afleck", sneak attack victim, stranded guy

Bryan- Roger Mudd, Arch Duke, Germany, stranded guy

Camey- Dead parade spectator, stranded girl

Cathy- Singing declaration of war, dog fighter, stranded girl, japanese person

Lizzie- America, dog fighter, stranded girl

Matt-Terrorist, "Josh Hartnett", sneak attacker, Adam bomb, stranded guy

Mike-Terrorist, stranded guy, japanese person

Rob- Robin Hood, France, Sub Captain

That Girl(I'm sorry, I really don't know her)- Stranded girl, japanese person

Synopsis:

Welcome to The History of the World Wars, hosted by Roger Mudd. The film travels back to the assasination of the Arch Duke Ferdinand and the beginning of WWI and continues through the Declarations of War, trench battles and mustard gas, submarine battles, and the end of the war's stalemate. In WWII we cover the "true story" of Pearl Harbor, sneak attacks, dog fights, kamakazi planes, and the atom(or Adam) bomb.

Goofs and Improvs

Arch Duke: How hard is it to kill me? See, this is how it's done. (Bang)

Robin Hood: I forgot my arrows again.

"Josh Hartnet": I'm tryin' ta say-(looks at script) you better get outta here before I bust a cap on your *beep*

Rodger Mudd: (Whiny voice) June 28th, 19- What? Oh, the viewers are asleep? I'll try a little harder. (booming voice) June 28th, 1914, Sarajevo, Bosnia...

France: Haha! You got beat by a girl!

Germany: Noooooooo!

Matt: This is not real mustard.

Rob: (Whispers) The audience isn't supposed to know that.

Matt: We can't sell fake mustard to people! I'm expected to sell! I quit, I'm done.

Japanese Guy:(Re:kamakazi planes headed their way)(dubbed) Hey, aren't those our planes?

Points of Interest:

• The film took one whole day to complete. We watched Gladiator and a James Bond movie between shots.
• There is a rip in the back of the Robin Hood costume and you can see his boxers.
• We were planning to have Robin Hood shoot the Arch Duke, but we didn't have any nerf arrows or anything. So we improvised, and the Duke killed himself.
• The Mustard infomercial is completely improvised.
• Cathy's brother did all the filming. He even fell backwards when he was "shot" in the singing Declaration of War scene.(We caught him)
• You can hear a Hanniford's commercial at the end of the "This is the German economy on war" shot.